lanas_mistress

i like women. huge once upon a a time fan.20. blog OUAT by day and lesbianess by night. don't be afraid to message :) if you follow, i follow back!

chrmdpoet:

Sometimes I get reviews that just say “:3”.  

What the hell does that mean? I really don’t get it. 

It’s a face used for cute situations as in for example like putting your hands to your face in excitement like biting your nails or covering your mouth, OR you can use it has a face with a mustache :p hope that helped! :3


“Depression is an inability to construct a future.”
Side Effects (2013) dir. Steven Soderbergh

I fucking love accents

(Source: imtomatocheeks)

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

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femmeslasher:

Emma Swan:

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Emma Swan-Mills:

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columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

(via fuckinglesbian)

barackobotm:

illy (i like like you) 

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sansaqueens:

Regina in 3x18

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